NRL Fantasy 2021 Part 72 - Turbo-charged guacamole

rhinoceroo wrote:

Jeez, the Cowboys must be paying a massive chunk of McGuire's salary. And lol the Dragons are paying overs for Norman.

my tv broke wrote:Think youll find almost everyone with access to plenty of disposable income does.

Honeysett wrote:This should be the end of Corey Norman's career. Someone with a shit load of talent and no care to apply that into being the best he could be. Too busy wanting to get on the bags and have a good time... Wait, what are my values?

robelgordo wrote:

And no young children

Hypothetically speaking

standard-issue wrote:

Hand modelling has always been cut throat mate and everyone needs a regular release.  You not being able to risk your hands for said release poses a unique conundrum that the majority of us just don't have to deal with.  I think society can afford to cut you of all people some slack.

SoylentGreen wrote:

Young children / plenty of disposable income are mutually exclusive

GreenMachine wrote:

Love to know what goes through their thick heads


“Jack, haven’t you seen enough bad press for one year?”

JDB: but Vaughny’s got a load of steaks already and it’s not a BYO. Has enough booze for watching 8 games let alone an origin, so can’t let him down.

“But everyone else had to call their Origin parties off... if someone sees you they’ll call the cops... why don’t you guys just do it end of season, or tell Paul to invite Burnsy. I feel for him since he arrived.

JDB: he’d be too busy watching late 80s grand final replays. I’ll just have a quiet one.
Norm already said he’d sneak me out the back if anyone comes knocking.

“Oh you’re in great hands then. Left his bloody house keys here last time he was over”


Also love to know who would be talking to JDB. Maybe a magical pelican while the tripper is out surfing

Absolute imbeciles

Honeysett wrote:

standard-issue wrote:

Hand modelling has always been cut throat mate and everyone needs a regular release.  You not being able to risk your hands for said release poses a unique conundrum that the majority of us just don't have to deal with.  I think society can afford to cut you of all people some slack.

Us handies do it tough sometimes, I'd hope nothing more than a slap on the wrist.

robelgordo wrote:

This has made me realise how much I want/need a detailed oral history or 30 for 30 type doco “Weekend at Vaughnies”. A few retired players retelling this would be epic. Would totally happen if it was an American sport too.

Snatchpato wrote:
How come I have neither then

SoylentGreen wrote:

Young children / plenty of disposable income are mutually exclusive

Aardvark wrote:

Aren’t you one of our highly valued and well compensated educational professionals?

SoylentGreen wrote:

Young children / plenty of disposable income are mutually exclusive

standard-issue wrote:

Hand modelling has always been cut throat mate and everyone needs a regular release.  You not being able to risk your hands for said release poses a unique conundrum that the majority of us just don't have to deal with.  I think society can afford to cut you of all people some slack.

Aardvark wrote:

There is a small ray of light when you realise private high school fees are less than childcare

standard-issue wrote:

Hand modelling has always been cut throat mate and everyone needs a regular release.  You not being able to risk your hands for said release poses a unique conundrum that the majority of us just don't have to deal with.  I think society can afford to cut you of all people some slack.

SoylentGreen wrote:

I would LOVE to see a 30 for 30 on Craig Gower's Golf Day.  

Don't say this wouldn't make amazing TV:

In December 2005, Gower was fired as Panthers captain after incidents at a charity golf event where he argued with several guests, groped the then teenage daughter of former league player Wayne Pearce, chased Mitchell Pearce with a bottle before vomiting on him, streaked nude around the resort, stole and crashed a golf cart, held a butter knife to the throat of a Sydney radio personality before throwing it at resort guests, and engaged in a brawl with resort security before being ejected from the official function and detained by police. He was handed a "final warning" by the National Rugby League and fined A$100,000, with A$90,000 to be paid to an NRL programme encouraging the responsible use of alcohol by league players and $10,000 to replace the destroyed golf cart. Gower was "deeply unhappy" that the Penrith Panthers club did not defend his reputation, and at one stage threatened to "walk" from the club.

SoylentGreen wrote:

I would LOVE to see a 30 for 30 on Craig Gower's Golf Day.  

Don't say this wouldn't make amazing TV: