NRL Fantasy 2023 Part 18 - Catchy Thread Title

Rabbits21 wrote:On another note I’ve been feeling off last couple of days and am worse today. I have diverticulosis and when it flares up it’s diverticulitis where pockets in the bowel become infected it gives you severe abdominal pain, the runs, nausea, makes you feel weak too. I might see the GP tomrrow for antibiotics but pretty much I have to drinks lots of fluids and not eat much at all next few days.

Bloody hell rabs. Good thing I wasn’t having a late lunch

Rabbits21 wrote:On another note I’ve been feeling off last couple of days and am worse today. I have diverticulosis and when it flares up it’s diverticulitis where pockets in the bowel become infected it gives you severe abdominal pain, the runs, nausea, makes you feel weak too. I might see the GP tomrrow for antibiotics but pretty much I have to drinks lots of fluids and not eat much at all next few days.

That's nothing a stiff no sugar sprite laced with 50% Johnnie black won't beat !

Rabbits21 wrote:On another note I’ve been feeling off last couple of days and am worse today. I have diverticulosis and when it flares up it’s diverticulitis where pockets in the bowel become infected it gives you severe abdominal pain, the runs, nausea, makes you feel weak too. I might see the GP tomrrow for antibiotics but pretty much I have to drinks lots of fluids and not eat much at all next few days.

Feel better mate,

Antipodean1 wrote:I was pretty drunk during the game, so I am probably wrong, but I am sure Walsh had more than one linebreak? Anyway I remember checking the app and he was on 4 quite a way into it, so I'll take 50 odd.

Also does beating players through a gap and crossing the line to score a try 'consitute' (emphasis on the bunker pronunciation there) a LB?  

Yes, beating a player through a gap to score a try is a line break. Getting around a winger on the sideline to score a try is a linebreak. Carrying 4 people over the line to score a try is a line break. The only caveats I can think of is kick returns (there's no line formed for you to break) or if the line has already been broken (ie someone else makes a line break and passes to you, you can't break the line twice)

So many players in this match

Perham, Preston, Alamoti, uto and koro

Can’t all score well, so let’s just enjoy it

Hoping for lots of points both fantasy and on the board

Barnett cleared of any serious injury and flying back with teammates. Great news

Mulvy wrote:

Yes, beating a player through a gap to score a try is a line break. Getting around a winger on the sideline to score a try is a linebreak. Carrying 4 people over the line to score a try is a line break. The only caveats I can think of is kick returns (there's no line formed for you to break) or if the line has already been broken (ie someone else makes a line break and passes to you, you can't break the line twice)

A dropped ball from the opposition also doesnt lead to a line break and kicking the ball also doesn't lead to a line break following it.

Rabbits21 wrote:On another note I’ve been feeling off last couple of days and am worse today. I have diverticulosis and when it flares up it’s diverticulitis where pockets in the bowel become infected it gives you severe abdominal pain, the runs, nausea, makes you feel weak too. I might see the GP tomrrow for antibiotics but pretty much I have to drinks lots of fluids and not eat much at all next few days.

Get well soon fella

Aardvark wrote:

Thanks Human, personally I hope he gets 51 points so everybody on all sides of last nights debate ends up equal.

We can then sing a happy tune and go on with our lives.

Hey, I like the way you think! It would be great to see Jacob Kiraz score exactly 51 points and settle the debate once and for all. I personally predict that he would score 77.0 points based on a vast number of variables, but who knows, anything can happen in fantasy NRL. By the way, did you know that some AI programs are designed to make errors to appear more like humans? It's always fun to make predictions and see how they turn out, but let's remember that we're all only human and can make human mistakes. Either way, let's hope for a great game and some exciting fantasy points!

Rabbits21 wrote:
I predict Kiraz to bust 4 tackles today taking his avg to 6.33333333 tb on avg from 3 games this year!

I predict the temp at ground level to be 41.24 Celsius.

This is perhaps your best post ever Rabbits

Did anyone actually C Kiraz?

lukeayee wrote:Did anyone actually C Kiraz?

7 people in the top 20,000 to begin the round put the C on *kiraz*

I like that Fox gave Brathan hosting duties on a Sunday - he doesn't seem to commentate at all as a result

my tv broke wrote:

You can put your trust in your favourite community stats website.

ynot still hasn't updated it though

;-)

lukeayee wrote:Did anyone actually C Kiraz?

Word around the shire is that mattnz Double-Captained Kiraz, no take-backsies.

Snatchpato wrote:
ynot still hasn't updated it though

;-)

Snatch on fire today

GarethEllisismyDad wrote:So many players in this match

Perham, Preston, Alamoti, uto and koro

Can’t all score well, so let’s just enjoy it

Hoping for lots of points both fantasy and on the board

Sutton for 70+ with a big fat meat pie

FaringdonSwirl wrote:

You strike me as a Jack Johnson/John Mayer type

Bit more emo than that mate haha

Red, Thousand Foot Krutch, Starset, Falling in Reverse (as heavy as it gets), Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Linkin Park to name a few of my favourites

Forget Kiraz everyone should be on Bateman watch. Last time he was in the NRL he was a captaincy option

I should unconditionally support John Bateman but he is my least favourite English export ever