#illridewithmilf - The League of Extraordinarily Stupid Gentlepeople

If you are starting with Milford, join up to the open Milford owners league, and share in the highs and lows of what is possibly a pretty silly decision

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Anthony Milford, what's in a name? Five Reasons to start with Milf:

- Ant (anth) - Ants typically lift up to 20 time their body weight, basically what Milford did a couple of years ago where he was playing half, five eighth, and fullback all at the same time. He'll put the team on his back once more.

- Toe (to) - I dunno, Staggs has a thing for toes and Milford has presumably moved to the right hand side to be closer to dat action

- Knee (ny) - His bung knee is all good for 2021. But are his hammies?

- Milf (milf) - Six young hookers is all well and good but do they know what they are doing? Milf.. been there, done that, still hot

- ford (ford) - Hmmm not really a car guy but these once were great vehicles are making a resurgence (are they?), and so is Milf (is he?)



Five reasons not to start with Milf:

- Broncos will win the spoon
- His hammies are bung
- He can't tackle
- Broncos will win the spoon
- Probably just don't do it

In so I cant ditch him now.

I managed to shoe horn Milf in there next to Turpin by downgrading Avo and Moylan/Hoy to Simonnson and Milf. Don't quite even know how Avo and Moylan/Hoy got in there given they were in none of my drafts prior to 4pm yesterday. Also means I can shift Croker to NPRs. I quite like it.

Also:

I just watched some milf 2019 highlights and captained him

I'm in!

Few scotches may be consumed in here late Friday night.

Get used to it lads/lasses!

As a young impressionable man I went to a Carty party and it paid off, no vaccinations required

The following year I lay on a bed of cash printed by James Maloney while I Barberqued alone

How did i end up here?

Where do I get my cult membership card and will the photo be colour/water proof

I hope this isn’t anything like a capewell modelling shoot

ytsb wrote:I just watched some milf 2019 highlights and captained him

Guess I was watching some different milf 2019 highlights, just searched the same thing and none of them were wearing a broncos jersey, err anything really.

I was waivering but this enough to put me over the edge and grab him.

If you're knowingly walking straight in to a trap can it even be considered a trap?

MTB as the unofficial Anthony Milford supporters club chairman it is your duty to contact him and get his endorsement.
I am sure our good milf vibes will push him to greatness knowing he is backed by such fine humans degenerates on this forum

ytsb wrote:If you're knowingly walking straight in to a trap can it even be considered a trap?

Depends on if the Adam’s apple is noticeable on the trap
Sometimes it’s easier to close your eyes and put your trust in others

ytsb wrote:I just watched some milf 2019 highlights and captained him

Just googled Milf highlights.

IT team at work may want to investigate my browsing history now

If I join this league, and find some non Milfers in there come round 1, I shall be most disappointed.

The fella sure does have a highlight reel for someone so maligned in his tenure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Ob7hgaTyA&t=84s

Bring back Jack Reed

Joined. Rolling with the Milf

my tv broke wrote:The fella sure does have a highlight reel for someone so maligned in his tenure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3Ob7hgaTyA&t=84s

Bring back Jack Reed

Perhaps he needed the calming influence of a Reed or a Maranta when he was younger, but now he has reached his final form
Like every good montage 2020 was his low point which was a way to shed his non believers

Behold the one true MilfGOD

Say after me

Our MilfGod, who art in Brisbane,
Tackle breaks be thy Name,
thy fantasy points will come,
thy won't be done,
Until break even leaves earth and hits heaven