by No Worries Fri May 07, 2021 2:28 pm
WT2K wrote:Hmm, not sure what the protocols are for nrl bubble. But, Laurie is up in northern nsw for a funeral.
Stay in your homes.
Do not attempt to contact loved ones, insurance agents or attorneys.
Do not attempt to think or depression may occur.
Curfew is at 7 PM sharp after training.
Anyone caught outside the gates of their subdivision sector after curfew will be shot.
Remain calm, do not panic.
Your ASADA officer will be by to collect urine samples in the morning.
Anyone caught interfering with the collection of urine samples will be shot.
The number one enemy of progress is questions.
NRL is more important than individual will.
All sports broadcasts will proceed as normal.
No more than two people may gather anywhere without permission.
Use only the drugs prescribed by your club doctor or Stephen Dank.
Shut up! Be happy.
Obey all orders without question.
The comfort you've demanded is now mandatory.
At last everything is done for you.