2021 NRL FANATICS AWARDS

filthridden wrote:

Congratulations, Surmo Guest!

standard-issue wrote:



And agreed, we do still all love you MF  Kane

I can exclusively reveal that MF and I were chatting on Messenger last night about how Cleary had helped fuck his season...and then Cleary scored mid chat.

filthridden wrote:

standard-issue wrote:



And agreed, we do still all love you MF  Kane

I can exclusively reveal that MF and I were chatting on Messenger last night about how Cleary had helped fuck his season...and then Cleary scored mid chat.

Amazing!

filthridden wrote:Well mate on the back of that, let's get into another award where the winner will be absolutely no surprise to anyone...

filthridden wrote:SOFTCOCK OF THE YEAR 2021

3rd Place:

Me. filthridden. Fucking finally made it out of second place. Cleary Melbourne lockdown has made me a mean, heartless grub of a human. It was only a matter of time.

2nd Place:

Snatchpato

Not surprising that he's up there, the surprise here was that there was only ONE VOTE between him and our ever-reigning softcock champion. A single vote could've made it a tie.

1st Place:

SI

The great man himself. Never in doubt (though Snatch certainly took it to the wire)
Always a pleasure, my friend!

PS - Fanhub Fiona's vote for SI was not registered as an official vote in this matter

WT Winfield wrote:Some worthy winners SI's recount of chasing after a burglar in his car obviously added some hardness to that package in a few people's minds

Jele wrote:Young bull coming after the old dog? Interesting to see how SI responds next year

Snatchpato wrote:SI I hope this doesn't alarm you, but I haven't even tried to be nice this year. I've been on cruise control, and next year I'm going to kick it into 6th gear.

Compliments, supporting people's decisions, commiserations, wishing people happy birthday, pointing out all SIs flaws in the most endearing way possible, and most important of all, posting cute pictures of my cat. Y'all haven't seen a soft phallus before.