Rules:
*filth will post the prompt in this thread
*players DM their "answer" (fill in the blank) to filthridden
*Once all users have submitted answers, a new thread with a poll will be created where you can vote on any answer but your own
*Poll will close after 24hrs. Highest votes wins the point. Draw = both users get the points
*Game will be first to five points.
Leaderboard
my TV Broke - 5
robelgordo - 4
Jumping Marlin - 3
milchcow - 2
L-Jimmy - 1
Moanaman - 1
easytiger - 1
No Worries
FalconSloth
Prompt #1:
The Rabbitohs would have won the grand final if Rabbits21 left those poor players alone in the GF lead up (Jumping Marlin)
Prompt #2:
NRL is for the toughest of the tough whereas NRL fantasy is for fools, tools and those with big pools (My TV Broke)
Prompt #3:
The NRL should really be sponsored by napisan: makes even the worst stains seem like they were never there (filthridden)
Prompt #4:
NRL Fantasy Fanatics should be sponsored by "filth, what's with all the sponsorship questions, are you harvesting our dataz" (My TV Broke)
Prompt 5:
There is no greater rivalry than NSW vs QLD... except maybe standard issue vs post-1998 technologies (filthridden)
Prompt 6:
The 2022 NRL half time show will be headlined by Jimmy Barnes, yet somehow still not Barnesy enough for the 'loudest on social media about NRL' demographic. (Robelgordo)
Prompt 7:
For his next fight Paul Gallen will go up against Ron Hall, who has forgotten more about Rugby League than Gallen will ever know. He'll drop him like a fly. Except can't do it this week, will be out fishing. PS - I have a house with a pool (milchcow)
Prompt 8:
Cheers erupted from the crowd when Peter V'Landys announced her transition. Now Peta V'Ladys would announce the weekly rule change. (L-Jimmy)
Prompt 9:
Cam Smith has knocked back a lucrative deal with the dolphins to sign on with NRL fantasy fanatics so he can police font sizes (filthridden)
Prompt 10:
NRL's theme song should be Too Drunk to Fuck by the Dead Kennedys (Moanaman)
Prompt 11: (tie)
After Curtis Scott's latest indiscretion, the NRL have handed down the unusual punishment of playing the video of the incident to Curtis’ grandmother, while Curtis provides blow by blow commentary of what’s happening. (Jumping Marlin)
After Curtis Scott's latest indiscretion, the NRL have handed down the unusual punishment of a 2 year deal at the Wests Tigers. (My TV Broke)
Prompt 12:
Along with being double vaxxed, you'll only be able to enter Queensland stadiums if you don't mind watching your team lose (easytiger)
Prompt 13:
After yet another loss, Broncos coach Kevin Walters was overheard saying "I thought captaining Isaako would be a masterstroke." (robelgordo)
Prompt 14:
Chad Townsend has been ruled out for the season after being diagnosed with the fastest growing illness in the first world - having a podcast despite having nothing to say. (robelgordo)
Prompt 15:
NRL's banned substance list now includes YTKR merchandise. (My TV broke)
Prompt 16:
In addition to his salary, the Roosters also offered Brandon Smith his salary again, but this time in a brown paper bag. (robelgordo)
Prompt 17:
From 2022 onwards, the NRL will require each club to employ an outside back that they intend to play as an 80 minute edge forward all year (Milchcow)
Prompt 18:
The best Christmas gift for a NRL fan would be No Worries finally winning a Madlib point so we don’t have to see him do a nudie run (Jumping Marlin)
Prompt 19:
in 2022, MTB's site will feature stats on... in 2022 there will be no stats. fantasy performance will be based on the vibe of it. (My TV Broke)
CONGRATULATIONS - MY TV BROKE
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