NRLFF Survivor Season 2

Rightio Cheese!

We want to discuss something before we put in our team. The odour that emanates from you is very off-putting. Last week we succumbed because as far as we tried to stay away from you the pong really got to us.

If you are going to release a fake team this week, please do us the courtesy of being a little more representative of which games you are intending to choose players from.

If you are planning on getting off to a quick start, we will opt for players late in the week so we only get a brief whiff of the stench and are motivated to run as fast as we can to get away from it.

If you are planning a slow start, we will just go all out on the early games and get far enough ahead that we never have to be exposed to your mundungus vibe. Whatever you do, don't make it close like last week. It is more than our olefactory system can bear. Either that or take your annual bath.

Also, let's keep this Island COVID Safe too! Don't be riding our coattails - or our slipstream. If we co-operate this island is big enough for the both of us to run - the high society Carty Party - and your rabble.



Sincerely

Bryce

FANTASY SURVIVOR NEWS Wed 23 Mar 2022

TROUBLE IN PARADISE AS A RABBIT BITES OFF MORE THAN HE CAN CHEW

Fantasy Survivor favourite Chew Bacca created a scandal on Monday night’s episode when the charismatic talisman of the cheese tribe was observed pulling the trigger that would see Rabbit21 jettisoned early aided and abetted by his own team in six short days. The elimination is now believed to be mostly inevitable has been attributed to one of the group's most powerful factional alliances.

Chew Bacca, one of this season’s most heavily profiled players is the cheese kingmaker is one half of the influential Pook-Bakka cult, The faction has established a powerhouse position with the tribe, where it is taboo to question their authority. The controversy arises from one of the tribe member's childhoods. In 1990, Pookus McFly developed a chip on his shoulder when one of his heroes, Bruce Longbottom, did not sign his footy card at the end of the game. At the time he considered himself to be the club's number one supporter. There was not a second in his life, where he did not work towards his lifelong goal of getting the job as the Rabbit mascot on game day.

“I was at the game, it ended and I zipped over to be first in line for an autograph", Pookus said. "I was so excited. Longbottom was my favourite player so I told him of my dream. But instead of signing my card, he decided to mock me" He recalled the day, where Longbottom, bitter about his impending departure from the club called McFly a 'Fanny Thousand Eyes', who would 'never be big enough to fit into the suit'. Over time, Peef, as his team members call him, learned to repress to memory to dull the pain.

That was until the first Tribal Council of the 2022 season, whereupon leaving, the departing Roger8 dropped a bombshell.

Since Peef's indelible memory was formed all those years ago, he became an ardent defender of the value of loyalty to South Sydney and had amassed a ragtag tribe of followers of his affliction. Upon his surprise eviction from the team; Roger8 decided that today was the day he would reveal a gigantic fraud with the team. Which has led to today's situation, where the “fairly predictable whispering and scheming' has hit a fever pitch

Roger8 had learned a deep dark secret that had been well hidden from the public for eternity but would now be revealed. Everything about one of Peef's teammates was soon to be exposed as a lie. Roger made a hasty paper aeroplane as he was whisked off the island, which when launched landed at the feet of Bakka. It was a contract dated 5th March 2006!!!  

“Rabbits21 is a fake fan” he exclaimed loudly. "More fake than Oprah Winfrey, and Snoop Dog" The contract revealed that actually Rabbits21 was a fan of the Bulldogs but in the year that Crowe bought the club was paid a sum of 100,000 AUD per season to switch alliances.


Oprah & Snoop Dog. Other fake fans from way back.

Bakka now knew what he needed to do to avenge the cruel taunts from Longbottom all these years ago directed at his pal.

McFly, with the support of Bakka, is throwing the challenge. "My source inside the Pook-Bakka has told me that this is definitely happening, They are going to deliberately lose the challenge and then vote me out for my deceit"

Rabbits21 confessed to the cameras that it was disappointing he was caught, he still liked money and would do what he could to remedy this situation, but believed the shock was likely to be too much for Peef to bear... "I will be eliminated and deservedly so," he said "I never really believed in the cause".

The biggest question left unanswered though is how will the other members of the team react to this display of power. With awe or trepidation?

Fantasy Survivor continues 8:30pm Tueday Queensland time on NRL Fantasy Fanatics

Fuck that's a lot of shit to not read and scroll past.

Someone either took too many or not enough meds yesterday...

RandomSil wrote:Fuck that's a lot of shit to not read and scroll past.

Fucking lol

Snatchpato caught a couple of big fish yesterday so we all had a lovely meal of fish and rice our bellies are full and we are raring  to go, tribe morale is very good!

I think the Dolphin dined out on some mushrooms.
They had funny little spots on them.

Chucky wrote:I think the Dolphin dined out on some mushrooms.
They had funny little spots on them.

They were indeed delicious! Of course, Rabbit would deny there is any movement on now. Makes complete sense.
But I ask you, what was in that dish of fish and rice. Possibly not the same mushrooms as I found

I would tell people if I were to poison them. That's what the public alliance is all about (though Rabbits is yet to join). A public alliance also includes public backstabbing, or front stabbing, or "not tonight" as my girlfriend likes to call it.

Cheese team:
Cook (Robson)
Haas, Yeo, AFB (Lolo)
Ipap, Frizell (TPJ)
Tracey, D Walker (Brown)
Gagai, Aitken (HTF)
Edwards, Teddy, Trbo (Tupou)


Carty Party:
Cook (Koroisau)
Haas Yeo AFB ( Taukeiaho)
IPapali'i Frizell (Barnett)
Hynes Tracey (Munster)
Rapana Gagai (Hammer)
Trbo Edwards Marzhew (Tedesco)

Differences:
Cheese - DWalker, Aitken, Tedesco
Carty Party - Hynes, Rapana, Marzhew

Snatchpato wrote:I would tell people if I were to poison them. That's what the public alliance is all about (though Rabbits is yet to join). A public alliance also includes public backstabbing, or front stabbing, or "not tonight" as my girlfriend likes to call it.

You have a girlfriend on the island?
Does she have a fluffy tail by chance?

I thought the teams would be a little more different

Geez, those teams are close... Best be putting on my mask

Chucky wrote:
You have a girlfriend on the island?
Does she have a fluffy tail by chance?

Easy Tiger [not tonight... I have headache]

FalconSloth wrote:Differences:
Cheese - DWalker, Aitken, Tedesco
Carty Party - Hynes, Rapana, Marzhew

It's TRUE

Why would you choose

Aitken over Rapana...?
Tedesco over Marhzew...?
DWalker under an injury cloud over Hynes...?

It just defies logic!!!

Get ready for Team List Rabbit Stewsday everyone.

I am the oracle

Milchcow wrote:
So what happens 6pm Sunday when Falcon Sloth reveals the real teams?

I'll try and do that earlier this week

I thought we picked Hynes not gunna lie

RandomSil wrote:Fuck that's a lot of shit to not read and scroll past.

Outstanding lol!