NRL Fantasy 2022 Part 9.1562 - Tago Tuesday

Very telling though L Jimmy, re Welshy.

L-Jimmy wrote:


My unshakeable belief is that there are only two real people on this forum; Milchcow and myself.

The rest of you are alts spawned from his brain - poor thing twisted a little too hard by years of accounting.

Milchy rocks back and forth, drooling slightly. The 1984 Balmain season highlights loop endlessly in the dark room. Fingers tap the keys without meaning.

Mrs Cow comes in, puts down a drink, wipes his chin and walks out. His eyes are fixed on the screen as the Welshy personality fragment spools meaningless text into the void.

I’m here for you mate. You can’t hide behind these vapid murmurings forever.

Reach out. It’s not too late.

You're an early contender for my vote for poster of the year. Unbelievable quality.

Btw I saw milch talking to himself in real life at magic round, as wouldn't surprise me if he was calling himself a cunt and is actually Welshy. Convenient that we'll not see them together because Welshy is from Welshland

Snatchpato wrote:
You're an early contender for my vote for poster of the year. Unbelievable quality.

Btw I saw milch talking to himself in real life at magic round, as wouldn't surprise me if he was calling himself a cunt and is actually Welshy. Convenient that we'll not see them together because Welshy is from Welshland

Is Wales even a real place? I agree that it is verrrrrrry convenient. Could be onto something here Jimmy.

Revraiser wrote:AM Saturday, when every #unt thinks there lawn needs a cut, I could be up for murder on any given Saturday.

Never throw away odd nuts and bolts , always come in handy for such occasions, nothing better than seeing someone think their mower is disinegrating.

ytsb wrote:

Is Wales even a real place? I agree that it is verrrrrrry convenient. Could be onto something here Jimmy.

I google mapped the address welshy gave me to send the kicking tee and it brought up a blurred patch in the middle of the pacific ocean

L-Jimmy wrote:


My unshakeable belief is that there are only two real people on this forum; Milchcow and myself.

The rest of you are alts spawned from his brain - poor thing twisted a little too hard by years of accounting.

Milchy rocks back and forth, drooling slightly. The 1984 Balmain season highlights loop endlessly in the dark room. Fingers tap the keys without meaning.

Mrs Cow comes in, puts down a drink, wipes his chin and walks out. His eyes are fixed on the screen as the Welshy personality fragment spools meaningless text into the void.

I’m here for you mate. You can’t hide behind these vapid murmurings forever.

Reach out. It’s not too late.

I am a proud Milchcowian. Did my DNA and traced myself back to the SPORTAL forum. Most recently I decend from standard issue. I assume @Welshy  is part of m lineage as well but I think a few skeletons in the closet are getting in the way of tracking down the link

my tv broke wrote:

Im looking forward to blaming Finch for when i inevitably slide S Johnson into my side after two standard drinks this afternoon

I’m adding some kava to 6 can Saturday and getting cold feet on Sexton. Things will get very spicy by lockout I think

ytsb wrote:Katoa is an interesting prospect that's for sure. In games over 60 minutes starting in the second row he averaged 48.1 in 2020 (av 0.6 tries/game) and 45 in 2021. Priced at 34. Similar stats if you limit his mins to between 60-70.

Fermor is pretty much a gamble on his potential, doesn't have the same enticing stats. Likely to average 10 mins more than Katoa, might he benefit from being on Brimson's side, but you could argue that SJ has the same impact on Katoa. However, Nikora didn't exactly set the world on fire being next to SJ.

The verdict? 50/50.

Honestly if it weren't for groupthink I'd have picked Wilton, but it was taboo to even point out that Graham is back in 4 weeks. I knew he'd score well all along.

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multiple.scoregasms wrote:

I’m adding some kava to 6 can Saturday and getting cold gray on Sexton. Things will get very spicy by lockout I think

Selling tickets ?????

multiple.scoregasms wrote:

I’m adding some kava to 6 can Saturday and getting cold gray on Sexton. Things will get very spicy by lockout I think

How many tins will it take for you to get on S.Walker? There's something romantic about Snatch, you and I all getting on him.

ytsb wrote:

How many tins will it take for you to get on S.Walker? There's something romantic about Snatch, you and I all getting on him.

I think there is a little bit of value even without rumours of goal kicking due to bench appearances

I reckon I would only need to hear about a good draw for the first 10 weeks to be interested

multiple.scoregasms wrote:

I think there is a little bit of value even without rumours of goal kicking due to bench appearances

I reckon I would only need to hear about a good draw for the first 10 weeks to be interested

I think I might know a guy that could inform you about the draw...

Wiltons a tricky one , I think he will kick on but was unable to squeeze him in, I think he may force Fitzys hand to keep him in therefore forcing my hand for FOMO.

my tv broke wrote:Six can saturday about to get saucy

Baked beans or spaghetti?

ytsb wrote:Katoa is an interesting prospect that's for sure. In games over 60 minutes starting in the second row he averaged 48.1 in 2020 (av 0.6 tries/game) and 45 in 2021. Priced at 34. Similar stats if you limit his mins to between 60-70.

Fermor is pretty much a gamble on his potential, doesn't have the same enticing stats. Likely to average 10 mins more than Katoa, might he benefit from being on Brimson's side, but you could argue that SJ has the same impact on Katoa. However, Nikora didn't exactly set the world on fire being next to SJ.

The verdict? 50/50.

Honestly if it weren't for groupthink I'd have picked Wilton, but it was taboo to even point out that Graham is back in 4 weeks. I knew he'd score well all along.

Ive got Katoa. Gut feel strong season etc etc

Maybe I get SJ too. Ride or die on the warriors right edge

my tv broke wrote:Six can saturday about to get saucy

enjoy brother! Have 1 for me.

Sooo looking forward to the footy.

I picked Wales to beat France and lost this morning because of @Welshy. I blame this forum.

The Dolphin Conspiracies wrote:

I am a proud Milchcowian. Did my DNA and traced myself back to the SPORTAL forum. Most recently I decend from standard issue. I assume @Welshy  is part of m lineage as well but I think a few skeletons in the closet are getting in the way of tracking down the link

Sportal. So good. Where it all began.

Leaving the groupthink argument alone, is anybody actually worried about Ilias?
Rookie half with a lot of errors in a team who played poorly and were badly beaten (even if the scoreline didn't reflect that). He's in the same price bracket as your Valimae's and Tuilagi's- if he doesnt start making cash this week there is always next. With the uncertainty around Walters, his HLF position is invaluable and might be my only backup by next round. I have a $200k warchest and could swap him to Tago for a pittance, but I think I am going to leave Ilias for a while longer.

Last year I ditched a $300k Croker after his 24 in R1 and he went on to average 43 with $280k in price rises. I'm not saying that Ilias is going to average anything like that, but the 34 he needs still isn't a huge stretch and the takeaway is that you just can't make a good judgement after one game.

my tv broke wrote:

Ive got Katoa. Gut feel strong season etc etc

Maybe I get SJ too. Ride or die on the warriors right edge

I’m on Katoa and Vailea. One of them probably loses their spot when Tohu returns but I can deal with that in a few weeks