NRL Fantasy 2023 Part 41 - Captain Sipley

filthridden wrote:

I will always love a Haiku, heartfelt or otherwise.
Good to have you posting a bit more again!

Penrith Think they rock
Unexpected Victory
Tiger Uppercut

I vacuumed the house,
then freshened up in the pool.
Now having a gin.

My fantasy rank
Is low. My team value poor.
My cock is huge

Good God there's a bloke who has 921 so far and Ford, Teddy, Preston and Bird to come. Insane round coming for him.

robelgordo wrote:

Yeah he’s fine, had his pec surgery this week. Pretty sure he shared that injury here.

Cool was wondering as well, wasted a nice dig at him during the week. Might have to roll it out later, I’m sure rehab won’t put him in a prickly mood

On the field so green,
Victor Radley's reckless play,
Yellow card he sees.

L-Jimmy wrote:My fantasy rank
Is low. My team value poor.
My cockpool is huge

FTFY

Demerit machine
Jackson Ford make a tackle
Make more cash you bum

Autumn is ageing.
Origin approaches us.
My pool is vast.

Roses are red-ish
Violets are sorta blue
Jimmy has small pool

The first line is five
The second line is seven
That makes a haiku

Milchcow wrote:
The first line is five
The second line is seven
That makes a haiku

Am I taking crazy pills? Was that not out on the full??

There once was a dame
From a limerick she came
Into a haiku

A haiku is fun
But often doesn't make sense
Refrigerator

Haiku need certain
Syllables, but must speak too
Of seasons. Snatch sucks.

Hard New Zealand rain,
Whistle happy referee,
Bad for fantasy

You heard the man stats lads, 1 TS for the Cheese please

This is going to be a terrible game for fantasy points isn't it

I hate Sunday games
I've still got jobs to be done
And Manu is on two one

This ref is missing some very obvious calls.