NRL Fantasy 2024 Part 21 - So Good For The Game

Mulvy wrote:

It's Japanese poetry. I learnt about it in years 8-10 because I elected Japanese. I assume others (gen X) did too. Because it follows a usual format, it's recognizable, which makes it amusing when utilized/bastardized by our special group. At least, that's my take.

Mulvy wrote:

I'm still waiting for you to take back that Queen sucks remark. Snatch is far too nice to be my long term forum nemesis. I mean he sucks, but I could let him off the hook, to fight this battle.

Mulvy wrote:

Does Taylan May suck or what?

Snatchpato wrote:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me @L-Jimmy, you L-Bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Garry Kasparov Chess Academy, and I've been involved in numerous top chess tournaments in Riga, and I have over 300 confirmed checkmates. I am trained in gorilla chess and I'm the top Caro Kann player in the entire AUS chess scene. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chess players across Russia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your chess career. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can checkmate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in gambit openings, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Soviet Chess Database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Get fucking mated, kiddo.

Pookus McFly wrote:

Right, that will be ‘Sir Brian May, Commander of the Order of the British Empire’ to you then.

Milchcow wrote:

yeah, but when did he last get an offload to hand?

Liverpool_Bulldog wrote: anyone else worried by 50 minute Cheese?

Snatchpato wrote:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me @L-Jimmy, you L-Bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Garry Kasparov Chess Academy, and I've been involved in numerous top chess tournaments in Riga, and I have over 300 confirmed checkmates. I am trained in gorilla chess and I'm the top Caro Kann player in the entire AUS chess scene. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of chess players across Russia and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your chess career. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can checkmate you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in gambit openings, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Soviet Chess Database and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Get fucking mated, kiddo.

ytsb wrote:The game last night wasn't even close. Like the manly game, rooster's couldn't leave their own half all game. Panthers just stopped bothering at the end.

Have a great Easter long weekend folks

Ando wrote:

Thank you, I will. I hope yours is terrible

Milchcow wrote:

If anyone is worried about Cheese, then the problem is their expectations

He's been excellent this year so far, just rejoice in that. No player can score above their average every single week.

Snatchpato wrote:Cheese down to 49 :evil:

Liverpool_Bulldog wrote:Seen somewhere that Gosiewski has asked for a release from Cowboys to be closer to an ill relative.

How long is Luki out?

Liverpool_Bulldog wrote:Seen somewhere that Gosiewski has asked for a release from Cowboys to be closer to an ill relative.

How long is Luki out?

Pookus McFly wrote: