@"Chewy" you sly dog...
What did you not say something earlier
It is not about taking the Chevy to the Levi
It's the Chevvy to the Stuey
What is it like playing under Ricky?
Its the final Chewbakka (To the tune of "The Final Countdown")
In a stadium not so distant, Chewbacca takes the field, His fur unruly, eyes determined, A Wookiee's strength revealed.
He charges forward, legs like tree trunks, Opponents scatter, fear in their eyes, The crowd erupts, their cheers resound, Chewie's here to claim the prize.
It's the final Chewbacca, He's the hooker of our dreams, With a roar that shakes the planets, He'll break through any team.
His passes—more like meteor strikes, Defenders duck, they're left in awe, And when he tackles, worlds collide, Chewie's rugby league prowess, no flaw.
He sidesteps gracefully, like a starship in warp, Leaps high for drop-outs, defying gravity, The Millennium Falcon's got nothing on him, Chewbacca, rubgy league's deity.
It's the final Chewbacca, He's the hooker of our dreams, With a roar that shakes the planets, He'll break through any team.
Wookiee dummies and scores, a force to reckon, His teammates cheer, "Chewie, you're our hope!" And when he scores a try, the heavens tremble, The scoreboard reads: "Wookiees 42, Empire 0."
It's the final Chewbacca, He's the hooker of our dreams, With a roar that shakes the planets, He'll break through any team.
As the suns set over Endor's horizon, Chewbacca raises the trophy high, His victory growl echoes across the galaxy, In rugby league history, he'll never die.
May the force be with you!
PS generative AI may have helped with this
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