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Dafuq do I downgrade BLaw to? Has to play this round and maybe another bye round and then never be seen on team lists again this year. Had Arrow but he was named on the bench, not to start.

SI wrote:Dafuq do I downgrade BLaw to?  Has to play this round and maybe another bye round and then never be seen on team lists again this year.  Had Arrow but he was named on the bench, not to start.

Why not Arrow, you only have to look at BLaw to see within yourself what someone is capable off the bench.
Is it better to have played one game well than not at all ? Ese'ese looks to be always close to selection so you run the AE risk.
Jacob Host looks like a Mitch Rein child, and without DPP you can't select a 2RF so no Tevita Pangai Junior for you.
Anymore spent on the cash out and you run the risk of spending too much $$..

I mean if you ever get lost in your thoughts and it becomes overwhelming, just think to yourself "What would Andrew Gee do?"

By asking this question have you not in fact already answered it yourself?

My word...sold!!!*

























More than likely.

Should I trade in SJ or Milf?

Bren wrote:Should I trade in SJ or Milf?

Milf's are fun for a while until their team go missing over origin, unlike your Johnson which I remember loves to go large at this time of year.
However I have seen this Johnson this year and he looks sad, as he is copping a lot of the blame due to how he is being used with no support from his 'team'.
A happy Milf sounds like a much better time to me.

Anthony would be a good trade too

Boozecluez wrote:

Bren wrote:Should I trade in SJ or Milf?

Milf's are fun for a while until their team go missing over origin, unlike your Johnson which I remember loves to go large at this time of year.
However I have seen this Johnson this year and he looks sad, as he is copping a lot of the blame due to how he is being used with no support from his 'team'.
A happy Milf sounds like a much better time to me.

Anthony would be a good trade too

A happy milf is better than a sad johnson.... this is my favourite thread.

Random wrote:
A happy milf is better than a sad johnson.... this is my favourite thread.

Correct, It is

Welcome to the thread.
Look forward to popping your Cherry Evans Daly

Dear Dr. Booze

I have a sad Johnson. Is there anything I can do to get a Semi?

Wow! This thread took less than half a page to completely deteriorate into immature gutter humour. It is truly a thing of beauty

You get a like.
You get a like.

EVERYONE GETS A LIKE.

Funny stuff guys.

sets wrote:Dear Dr. Booze

I have a sad Johnson. Is there anything I can do to get a Semi?

Have you tried moving from one position to another as that should get you the result you are trying to achieve?
DP is also another method as well, though only if you see a Barba?

If you do the above you may have the added effect to generate enough $$$ and finally aquire Woods

Put it this way, you are lucky Johnny Castration doesn't play footy as that would have been a much easier answer

Hahahaha.

Was this supposed to be a serious attempt by Boozey to encourage newbies to ask for advice? :S

@Honeysett could have some competition for the match thread write up. Keep the laughs coming lads - loving it.

Simon Templar wrote:Hahahaha.

Was this supposed to be a serious attempt by Boozey to encourage newbies to ask for advice? :S

Of course my dear ST, fantasy football is no laughing matter.
Have obviously nailed it, new sign ups to the forum are through the roof.

Got one bloke Pm me asking about crabs.
Have never heard of that player before,guessing Fanhub probably haven't added him to the database yet. One to keep an eye out for I reckon.

Anyways keep the questions rolling in boys and girls, not here for a haircut
Need to keep up my eels payments as the clubs definitely not paying them

Boozecluez wrote:

Of course my dear ST, fantasy football is no laughing matter.
Have obviously nailed it, new sign ups to the forum are through the roof.

Got one bloke Pm me asking about crabs.
Have never heard of that player before,guessing Fanhub probably haven't added him to the database yet.....

Anyways keep the questions rolling in boys and girls, not here for a haircut
Need to keep up my eels payments as the clubs definitely not paying them