filthridden wrote:SI wrote:
Needle that fucker! But yeah, apparently they are horrible and the bloke played on with it for 15 minutes after doing it.
Apparently rib cartlidge tears hurt a lot more than broken ribs.
Quick story: My Dad slipped on the boat ramp pre-fishing trip a couple years back and landed on the tow ball. Still went fishing and only after being grumpy for two weeks eventually Mum made him go get checked out. Sure enough he'd broken four ribs. So yeah, surely broken ribs can't be that bad because no way my Dad is that tough a cunt haha.
Same thing happened when I broke my thumb except I still have no idea how I did it. Just realised it had been hurting for a while and turns out it was broken and a torn ligament. Sucks. Surgery was hilarious though. Apparently I told the doctor he was boring and tried to roll over before going to sleep. I probably just wanted a hot nurse.
The 3rd time I dislocated my shoulder my Year 11 Boarding Master went up the hospital with me. I dropped a line saying the shit they gave me (Pethadine) was way better than Mull. So my sneaky arsed teacher kept asking me questions trying to get me to say I had smoked Pot at school, not just outside of school. Sneaky fucker!!!
I had the presence of mind to not dob myself in.
His nickname was Water Rat, because he looked like a Water Rat. Cunt.