by The Dolphin Conspiracies Thu Feb 17, 2022 1:45 pm
MayorofAlburquerque wrote:Howdy Y'all,
Whilst I appreciate the excitement is building, all these exercises in predicting minutes, roles, and teams with any certainty is an exercise in futility. I'd love to see how often 'word on the [insert team name here] forum' turns out to be true this far out. Who knows which player is going to do an ACL in training, turn out to be unvaccinated, or commit some traditional NRL preseason GBH/DUI. Just relax until Rd1.
The Mayor.
- I Don't Care:
I have been following the speculation at the Cowboys of who the starting LOCK will be for a while now and I am enjoying the drama personally.
Cotter has come out in an article saying that he is training only for LOCK now. One of his teammates (Dunn I think) has said the Cowboys don't really distinguish between their three MIDS. Todd Payten has been so quiet about his feelings about T'lolololololo this year after all the public slanging about how he viewed his role last year. Dunn again said that
the number 13 jersey is T'lololo's no matter what position he is playing Then pretty much everyone who follows the Cowboys suggests that COTTER will play LOCK this year.
The Mayor of Alberquerque has no jurisdiction over me. I am completely relaxed with the gossip mill and false bravado of making bold predictions.
That prediction is that T'lololo will have a hissy fit and get to keep his 13 jersey but Payen will actually play him at CTR for Round 1 off the bench as a punishment for not getting vaccinated. This will infuriate those that select him who will complain to FanHub about him not receiving DPP. T'lololo will be such a revelation at CTR that he will eventually receive DPP in Round 6 and outscore Cleary this year. Those who don't pick him up early will never generate enough cash to bring in the first-ever top-scoring player available in this position. Midway through the season Rabbit 21 will write an article for his new Fantasy blog about how he had mail that this was it going to happen from the outset, he just did not want to share it. He will never reveal his source in the blog post though because that would not be gangster enough.