by robelgordo Mon Oct 28, 2024 12:44 pm
robelgordo wrote:Chonky Team (heaviest NRL players by position according to zero tackle)
As you'd expect, 6 7 9 not pulling their weight, literally and figuratively speaking. Decent NRL side even with just a couple of replacement level creative players.
1 Turbo (102)
2 Coates (108)
3 Suli (109)
4 Te Whare (108)
5 Dom Young (107)
6 Josh Schuster (106)
7 Hutchinson (97)
8 AFB (123)
9 Garlick (95)
10 Jr Paulo (123)
11 Kikau (116)
12 D Fifita (115)
13 Lolo (115)
14 Sanele Aukusitino (never heard of him but 112kgs winger yes please)
15 Jordan Miller (131!?)
16 Wiremu Greig (124)
17 Lucy (114 - covers edge - also Lucy looks way larger than 114)
18 Fanafou Seve (never heard of him either but weighs 124)
Lightest team (to play them), very inexperienced but has a rep centre. Also not very heavy.
1 Jye Gray (78, probs weights 90kgs according to Old Rabbits by now)
2 Lehi Hoppa (82)
3 Jaxon Purdue (83)
4 Damien Cook (88)
5 Sua Fa'alogo (82)
6 Wakeham (78)
7 Sam Walker (78)
8 Jake Granville (c) (84)
9 B Brails (80)
10 Cotter (95 - lightest legit prop in the comp; as opposed to bench mid or mid/edg types)
11 Cam Murray (90 - surprised)
12 Dean Matto (86)
13 Plath (87)
14 Fuller (78)
15 Hethrington (95 - wanted one legit bench MID)
16 Mann (88)
17 Turpin (86)
18 Weaver (77 - lightest player in the NRL)
Shitposting quota done for months now.