2016 NRL.com Fantasy thread part 46

Honeysett wrote:

.... You guys suck.

<-- Read it and weep, sucker

Liverpool_Bulldog wrote:

SI wrote:3 left, finding it very hard to part with them.  After telling Liverpool to steer clear of SKD  month ago, I am on the verge of bringing him in 

Damn you SI and your ability to make font larger, colourful and bold!!!!

I was wrapped he was on about 8 after 30 minutes because I still feel the guilt, but then he exploded.  


You see, I know you didn't grow up with much; and shiny, colourful things laying on the sooty, cobbled streets were always a source of intrigue.  Not knowing your Dad is hard I've heard, and alcohol meant your Mum could never truly shine, so I feel like I've taken away the one thing you actually almost had.  An SKD doesn't come along every day, and when it did for you our bin dipping Liverpudlian, I feel like I wrenched it out of your hands and threw it on the rubbish pile-a bit like all your "Dad's" and "Uncles" (some of them were actually Uncles by the way) did with you.  Only to walk away with the vision in my head of you foraging for it, face down with your dirty little shoeless Scouser soles dancing in the air (like you just don't care), only to come up empty...empty like your one testicle after watching your Cousin shower...

It affected me to the point where the only way I could rid myself of the sin was to write you an Ode:

That look of despair
When you come up for air
In a World that offered everything
You happened upon the nothing.

...the rats in that bin ran away with your SKD, the same rats whose ancestors took 40% of your family away during the Black Death (an early form of Venereal Disease took away another 20%, it was rudimentary, but prolific in it's spread...just like ya Mum...    )



So as I was saying, I still feel the guilt






















































I actually feel more guilty because you are such a good bloke.










































For a Bin Dipper.




















































With no shoes.
















































And 7 Dads.

Well i talked my mum into getting SKD before he started these great scores, so at-least someone is profiting of this situation

Milchcow wrote:






<-- Read it and weep, sucker

Suck shit, bovine. I didn't even need to like it and it was passed 420.

Honeysett wrote:

Suck shit, bovine. I didn't even need to like it and it was passed 420.

Good stuff, 434!

What's SI on about above?

if anyone wants to plat fantasy premierleague, here is a league code

571952-165771

SI has been on fire lately & that last post was one of his best. Great work from the legend.

Milchcow wrote:if anyone wants to plat fantasy premierleague, here is a league code

571952-165771

I'm definitely in mate. I'm going with a Aguero/Zlatan team.

After logging onto fantasy.premierleague.com for  the first time this season, I can say the new website sucks and I'm going to struggle to maintain interest this year.

Finch wrote:What's SI on about above?

I talked Liverpool out of buying SKD a month ago because his base stats were mid 20's even though his scores were 50ish. It was all TB's and that can't continue. Twas a nice bolded and large fonted post that pointed all of this out. Well, it appears that SKD is one of the rare players this year that should probably have tries and TB's included in base stats when considering him.

I was wrong and apologised to Liverpool a couple of weeks later and promised not to call him a Bin Dipper for a while by way of partly making up for it.

I think I broke my promise

Honeysett wrote:

Milchcow wrote:






<-- Read it and weep, sucker

Suck shit, bovine. I didn't even need to like it and it was passed 420.

The current price war within the Supermarkets and the Dairy industry has Milchy a little on edge as to where the future lies.

Milchcow wrote:After logging onto fantasy.premierleague.com for  the first time this season, I can say the new website sucks and I'm going to struggle to maintain interest this year.

It does grow on you. I like the search option on the transfers tab as you can look at individual players rather than loading the team. A lot of new players/transfers that you don't know what team they play for so the search option is great.

Milchcow wrote:if anyone wants to plat fantasy premierleague, here is a league code

571952-165771

I hope you guys know that during the 2013/2014 season i came a very impressive 1,511 overall.

Sure, i came 200,000th place last season but i would rather not talk about that

White Lightning wrote:

I'm definitely in mate. I'm going with a Aguero/Zlatan team.

Good man!

Aguero is a beast. Under Pep he should only get better, which is brilliant for us Citizens.

Finch wrote:What's SI on about above?

Drugs

Honeysett wrote:

Good man!

Aguero is a beast. Under Pep he should only get better, which is brilliant for us Citizens.

Have Nolito as well which should make you happy as well.

White Lightning wrote:

Have Nolito as well which should make you happy as well.

I would get Sterling over Nolito, Pep has already said how much he likes his potential...

Although i suspect that we should leave the EPL chatter for another forum thread

Garden Chair wrote:

I would get Sterling over Nolito, Pep has already said how much he likes his potential...

Although i suspect that we should leave the EPL chatter for another forum thread

https://www.nrlfantasyfanatics.com/t107p140-epl

Whilst Shanbon's Eels are a shamozzle on and off the field; I'm hearing that his eel is in perfect working order in the bedroom. Congratulations on knocking the Mrs up mate; you should raise him or her as a Tiger cub