The Parm - E - I -E - I - O Thread

Anyone tempted by those Grand Final Parmie Pies?

I am hitting the dumpos tonight.
China Red in Melbourne.
You know its good because you order from a touch screen and food turns up at your table.

Fuck, I can't wait to get my dumpo on!

Do I need to get a picture of the receipt?

filthridden wrote:I am hitting the dumpos tonight.
China Red in Melbourne.
You know its good because you order from a touch screen and food turns up at your table.

Fuck, I can't wait to get my dumpo on!

Do I need to get a picture of the receipt?

Post a brief review of the food on the night

Revraiser wrote:

Post a brief review of the food on the night

Brief? Mate you'll get several paragraphs tomorrow.

I expect I post per paragraph, and correctly located in the fantasy thread.

filthridden wrote:I am hitting the dumpos tonight.
China Red in Melbourne.
You know its good because you order from a touch screen and food turns up at your table.

Fuck, I can't wait to get my dumpo on!

Do I need to get a picture of the receipt?

Yep, receipt or banned.

Pain wrote:Anyone tempted by those Grand Final Parmie Pies?

Fuckin oath tempted

OK I don't gots the receipt but I took a photo of one page of what we ordered. Will figure out how to post from my mobile (laptops not my friend this week) and get it on here.

China Red

Smashed through loads of the pork dumplings. They arrive quickly towards the start of the sitting but I feel like they hold off towards the end of the dining experience, maybe trying to get rid of us. My friend wanted to eat 30 dumplings. He is skinnier than I am. Here's our story...

. Yeah fuck it I can't be bothered writing heaps: He didn't eat 30 dumplings, he made 27. The end.
Had 22 myself (plot twist, I also ate some greens and some noodles).

Turns out the world record is 268 dumplings or some shit. So between the six of us, we made it almost halfway to the world record for one person. That is unbelievable.

Recommend: The spicy dumplings & the soup filled dumplings.
Do not recommend: Sitting next to the touch screen, you'll be ordering peopes food and drinks for them all night.

1/2 price this week at Woolies - Parma Pies & beer for grand finals at my place.



NB: Please use of the letter A. No nouveau hipster spelling on our pies mate. You ie & y blokes should get yourself some sushi & sake for GF day.

filthridden wrote:OK I don't gots the receipt but I took a photo of one page of what we ordered. Will figure out how to post from my mobile (laptops not my friend this week) and get it on here.

China Red

Smashed through loads of the pork dumplings. They arrive quickly towards the start of the sitting but I feel like they hold off towards the end of the dining experience, maybe trying to get rid of us. My friend wanted to eat 30 dumplings. He is skinnier than I am. Here's our story...

. Yeah fuck it I can't be bothered writing heaps: He didn't eat 30 dumplings, he made 27. The end.
Had 22 myself (plot twist, I also ate some greens and some noodles).

Turns out the world record is 268 dumplings or some shit. So between the six of us, we made it almost halfway to the world record for one person. That is unbelievable.

Recommend: The spicy dumplings & the soup filled dumplings.
Do not recommend: Sitting next to the touch screen, you'll be ordering peopes food and drinks for them all night.

Fiddy wit da 268?

No Worries wrote:1/2 price this week at Woolies - Parma Pies & beer for grand finals at my place.



NB: Please use of the letter A. No nouveau hipster spelling on our pies mate. You ie & y blokes should get yourself some sushi & sake for GF day.

Will not purchase on account of the Four'n Twenty food artist spelling it with an A instead of a Y.

Okay, I'm kidding myself, will purchase.  But only to change the A to a Y with an Artline.  Fuck the system.

iSIs wrote:
Will not purchase on account of the Four'n Twenty food artist spelling it with an A instead of a Y.

Okay, I'm kidding myself, will purchase.  But only to change the A to a Y with an Artline.  Fuck the system.

Showing your age there mate. They're called Sharpies now

No Worries wrote:

iSIs wrote:
Will not purchase on account of the Four'n Twenty food artist spelling it with an A instead of a Y.

Okay, I'm kidding myself, will purchase.  But only to change the A to a Y with an Artline.  Fuck the system.

Showing your age there mate. They're called Sharpies now

Haha, nearly called them "Nikko's"!  Do Nikko pens still exist?

No Worries wrote:

iSIs wrote:
Will not purchase on account of the Four'n Twenty food artist spelling it with an A instead of a Y.

Okay, I'm kidding myself, will purchase.  But only to change the A to a Y with an Artline.  Fuck the system.

Showing your age there mate. They're called Sharpies now

Haha, nearly called them "Nikko's"!  Do Nikko pens still exist?

iSIs wrote:
Fiddy wit da 268?

Unlikely.

Don't think they serve dumplings at sizzler plus he'd fill up on the the cheesie bread no doubt.

Sharpies, I can handle. This "texter" shit is rubbish though.
We called them a "vivid" growing up. #Kiwi4Lyf

Who spells is 'texter'?

Its a texta

I spell it texter as well.

Just to be clear - is this the thing you spell texter

Nikko