2018 NRL.com Fantasy Thread Part 21

mickspicks wrote:Lodge RE: That’s pilonidal sinus. I had that last year. Its fucked up. I bet they just stitched him up, but that’s not how you fix the problem. You have to actually get it fixed properly. But I bet the donkeys just stitch him up again. If he wants it fixed properly (believe me, he does) then they need to carve his butt down a bit (bascom surgery).  It could be two weeks minimum with that. Fuck I couldn’t sit on my surgery because it split open, I was out of action for a month. I knew one bloke where they just cut a huge hole in his ass and had to get it packed, and was out of action for six weeks, then the infection came back.

rhinoceroo wrote:Jesus Christ. This forum. Come for the Panthers team details, stay for the anal fissures.

L-Jimmy wrote:I just watched Smith's press conference. Got a bit teary. Poor beggar.

mickspicks wrote:@rhinoceroo it’s not a fissure my man. It’s a loose hair that makes its way into your crack. Everyone has a little hole in there. A dimple if you will. And if that pesky little hair finds in way in there and burrows under that sweet, sweet butt...then you’re gonna get infected.

megaturtle wrote:It's great to see the forum expanding content. I've been longing for people to share the details of my ingrown toenail with.

megaturtle wrote:It's great to see the forum expanding content. I've been longing for people to share the details of my ingrown toenail with.

Boozecluez wrote:Interesting read this thread, not looking forward to page 51

filthridden wrote:

megaturtle wrote:It's great to see the forum expanding content. I've been longing for people to share the details of my ingrown toenail with.

(great nickname, megaturtle)

Mate, I had to have mine cut out when I was 21 and it never healed properly, still gives me grief.
Speaking of cutting things out, my ex-missus moves out tomorrow, that should be a fun day.

Ozymandias wrote:Did someone say Lodge has an issue with his loophole?

Ozymandias wrote:Did someone say Lodge has an issue with his loophole?