by Welshy Thu Feb 04, 2021 11:33 pm
Where song originated from
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErHFQ3r9K2Y
Viral Sea Shanty meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zQ_0TyawCs
Trailer park boys Cat version - brilliant for those who know the boys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPEbfO9yRIY
You need the song in your head to sing along to the shanty i decided on making this morning in work haha. Can add verses because i could go on for hundreds of verses to cover everyone here lol but had to stop somewhere and was all in good fun.
Hope you enjoy
There once was a man, great as he
Who created fantasy stats for us to see
His name was juzzy and his intentions were free
But please visit his site and send mead
Soon may the fantasy man come
With meters in the form of kick and run
One day, when the assists get done
Fiona, will take her leave and go
A second man come, with a bright idea
To form a site from the old sportal smear
He tried real hard to welcome us all
But a few had views too small
Soon may the fantasy man come
With meters in the form of kick and run
One day, when the assists get done
Fiona, will take her leave and go
Along came a cow, a whizz on the sheets
Aiding all the locals with great fantasy heat
Followed by a herd a real nice flock
Including the number 1 softcock
Soon may the fantasy man come
With meters in the form of kick and run
One day, when the assists get done
Fiona, will take her leave and go
The fanatics were born from sweat and beer
Along with some add ons from far and near
They talk some shit and the blows are low
But it’s the only place that I go
Soon may the fantasy man come
With meters in the form of kick and run
One day, when the assists get done
Fiona, will take her leave and go
Onto the game and what will it bring
An 80 minute hooker and new fantasy king
Ghost TBs, and strips can go to hell
A’ shitty fullback season from Latrell’
Soon may the fantasy man come
With meters in the form of kick and run
One day, when the assists get done
Fiona, will take her leave and go
Will Haas start start R1, will he end up in jail
I’m betting on Milford as a fantasy fail
Will Izzy join the NRL with his views on cock
Will Connor Watson start at lock (huh)
Soon may the fantasy man come
With meters in the form of kick and run
One day, when the assists get done
Fiona, will take her leave and go
Two gun halves, or one and cow
Please fantasy gods will you show me how
Start with Teddy and his shit 2 rounds
Or miss his hundie on the Sydney cricket ground
Soon may the fantasy man come
With meters in the form of kick and run
One day, when the assists get done
Fiona, will take her leave and go
Do you start picking now or wait til TLT
Do you wait for the trials for a nice rookie
Are you on draft 1, or draft number 3
How do you rates Rabbits draft number 40?
Soon may the fantasy man come
With meters in the form of kick and run
One day, when the assists get done
Fiona, will take her leave and go
Now this was the tale of fantasy fun
Do you start with cows, or middies or guns
Listen to the pros with their stat on stat
Or fail the POD route with Matt
Soon may the fantasy man come
With meters in the form of kick and run
One day, when the assists get done
Fiona, will take her leave and go