NRL Fantasy 2021 Part 72 - Turbo-charged guacamole

Finch wrote:Honesstly, they should be serving their ban all in the one week. Then when the scoreboard reads 100-0, they will feel guilty for letting 5 kids on debut be on the other end of that.

Weiland wrote:Damn, I'll have to play Roberts for a week.

robelgordo wrote:Bit of game theory and data analytics in how to optimally spread 12 bans over 4 weeks. I’m sure Hook will decide. It should probably be a mathematician.

robelgordo wrote:The full fines list:

The fines take into account past indiscretions and the varying salaries of the players.

Blake Lawrie - $20,000
Corey Norman - $50,000
Daniel Alvaro - $15,000
Jack Bird - $25,000
Josh Kerr - $18,000
Josh McGuire - $12,000
Kaide Ellis - $5000
Matt Dufty - $23,000
Paul Vaughan - $50,000
Tyrell Fuimaono - $12,000
Zac Lomax - $31,000
Jack de Belin - $42,000
Gerard Beale - $2000

rhinoceroo wrote:

Rest your better players in the game you're likeliest to lose anyway, which in this case is probably Panthers R21.

GreenMachine wrote:

Shady2K wrote:BREAKING: 305k fine in total for all players. Top fine 50k Paul Vaughan. 50k Corey Norman. 42k Jack De Belin. 8 game ban for Vaughan. One game all others.
@9NewsSyd

@NRLonNine

Love to know what goes through their thick heads


“Jack, haven’t you seen enough bad press for one year?”

JDB: but Vaughny’s got a load of steaks already and it’s not a BYO. Has enough booze for watching 8 games let alone an origin, so can’t let him down.

“But everyone else had to call their Origin parties off... if someone sees you they’ll call the cops... why don’t you guys just do it end of season, or tell Paul to invite Burnsy. I feel for him since he arrived.

JDB: he’d be too busy watching late 80s grand final replays. I’ll just have a quiet one.
Norm already said he’d sneak me out the back if anyone comes knocking.

“Oh you’re in great hands then. Left his bloody house keys here last time he was over”


Also love to know who would be talking to JDB. Maybe a magical pelican while the tripper is out surfing

Absolute imbeciles

toast wrote:Would prefer Murray/Haas over those four personally. I think I'd only go one of those four if I was confident they'd go big at least this round and then stay in touch with the average of Murray/Haas for the run home (which of course is possible). Not sure if that helps haha

Shady2K wrote:I'm in the same boat and very heavily leaning to the Murray/Haas option. Both will be coming in for me Round 18 if named. I think both will average low 60s to end the year and the options you mentioned are capped at 50-55. Murray/Haas also more likely to go large, and generally more fun to watch too haha

sajjos wrote:

Regulator wrote:Lol I'm fully going to end up playing Roberts whenever Bird serves his suspension.

Don't count your chickens yet. Madge might organise a Tiger's barbeque party just to get his full team suspended and he can start fresh.

Honeysett wrote:This should be the end of Corey Norman's career. Someone with a shit load of talent and no care to apply that into being the best he could be. Too busy wanting to get on the bags and have a good time... Wait, what are my values?

Honeysett wrote:This should be the end of Corey Norman's career. Someone with a shit load of talent and no care to apply that into being the best he could be. Too busy wanting to get on the bags and have a good time... Wait, what are my values?