Eels? Maybe.
Cows? Don't really feel it.
Sharks? Maybe. But probably not.
I really really really take really don't want to cheer for some random Sydney suburb with as much cultural identity as their politicians have integrity.
I mean, fuck. The most interesting thing to happen to Cronulla was a racist riot and having a shit PM as supporter. And Parramatta probably doesn't even exist - and if it does it's just as an anonymous bunch of mid rise shit buildings somewhere in an endless urban sprawl.
Go the Cowboys. Go for Queensland, go for League, go for colour in shitty Sydney-sepia world.
Go the Cows.