The Not Thread-Worthy Thread

Pain wrote:
I doubt Jarryd's Mum will be there

Funny guy.

https://imgur.com/gallery/2TlFpEY

Saw this, reminded me of SI.

Random wrote:https://imgur.com/gallery/2TlFpEY

Saw this, reminded me of SI.

Only when I'm completely cooked do I sit down to pee and even then I take like 30 minutes

Found this hilarious, bloke tries to shoot cop from behind at pretty much point blank and misses, after fumbling through trying to load it.  Looks like the cop then proceeds to continue writing the ticket out 

http://www.9news.com.au/world/2016/01/21/12/34/clumsy-shooter-narrowly-misses-cop

Hard ass.

I can only imagine if the guy in the car was giving the cop a hard time before that, he probably shut up pretty quick afterwards.

Why isn't Voltswagen spelt with an O ?

Your Name wrote:Why isn't Voltswagen spelt with an O ?

As a grammar nazi I am confused with the entire spelling here.

You guys do realise Volkswagen is a Germon company right?

Milchcow wrote:
You guys do realise Volkswagen is a Germon company right?

I'm watching women's tennis and Sharapova is playing. I have the urge to give you a dirty disco ball Milchy.

By now everybody has probably seen the viral video of the aussie guys foiling a robbery by taking the keys to the car

If you haven't seen the interview they did this morning, this could very well be the best 6 minutes of your day.

Watch it till the end, What was the name of that fishing team again ? Could be the new fantasy team name.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKM0P9gWx7k

I flew from Brisbane to Melbourne yesterday and the flight was delayed cause some guy dislocated his knee prior to takeoff. Looked to be around 30 and fairly fit. I'm like WTF was he doing?

I'm seriously confused how someone could do that. I can only imagine while loading his hand luggage he got his leg caught under the arm rest, lost balance and pop. I tried to replicate on the flight home but couldn't get in a dangerous enough position.

Anyone ever seen anything like this?

Poor cunt was sucking on that green whistle thing as hard as he could.

Pain wrote:I flew from Brisbane to Melbourne yesterday and the flight was delayed cause some guy dislocated his knee prior to takeoff. Looked to be around 30 and fairly fit. I'm like WTF was he doing?

I'm seriously confused how someone could do that. I can only imagine while loading his hand luggage he got his leg caught under the arm rest, lost balance and pop. I tried to replicate on the flight home but couldn't get in a dangerous enough position.

Anyone ever seen anything like this?

Poor cunt was sucking on that green whistle thing as hard as he could.

Was it Chase Stanley?

Bren wrote:

Pain wrote:I flew from Brisbane to Melbourne yesterday and the flight was delayed cause some guy dislocated his knee prior to takeoff. Looked to be around 30 and fairly fit. I'm like WTF was he doing?

I'm seriously confused how someone could do that. I can only imagine while loading his hand luggage he got his leg caught under the arm rest, lost balance and pop. I tried to replicate on the flight home but couldn't get in a dangerous enough position.

Anyone ever seen anything like this?

Poor cunt was sucking on that green whistle thing as hard as he could.

Was it Chase Stanley?

Oh dear...

Pain wrote:I flew from Brisbane to Melbourne yesterday and the flight was delayed cause some guy dislocated his knee prior to takeoff. Looked to be around 30 and fairly fit. I'm like WTF was he doing?

I'm seriously confused how someone could do that. I can only imagine while loading his hand luggage he got his leg caught under the arm rest, lost balance and pop. I tried to replicate on the flight home but couldn't get in a dangerous enough position.

Anyone ever seen anything like this?

Poor cunt was sucking on that green whistle thing as hard as he could.

those whistles are the fucking best

Honeysett wrote:

those whistles are the fucking best

Love them but they're meant to be really bad for you.

My daughter wants to use some emoticons. Figured this is the appropiate thread

Milchcow wrote:My daughter wants to use some emoticons. Figured this is the appropiate thread

Hi there Milchcalf don't forget to ask dad what the fap picture means

Krump wrote:

Milchcow wrote:My daughter wants to use some emoticons. Figured this is the appropiate thread

Hi there Milchcalf don't forget to ask dad what the fap picture means

This is worthy of both lol1 and lol2, and rather apt with the original post as well:    

Hey, "happy spinning man" is a perfectly above board kind of guy.  

She did ask me what "F - A = P " spelt. Good times.

At least she didn't notice the auto-fellating dog (which for some reason is called : laugh : )