What Grinds Your Gears?

DreadLord wrote:

Haha, Should've guessed it'd be one of you sauce-in-the-fridge blokes

Actually LOLed. Was going to like your post but you keep sauce in the cupboard. We cant be friends now.

The over zealous HS&E officer who thinks we need a sign in the toilet stating "Basins are for washing hands and face. Showers are located on Lvl 1. Please do not wash in the basin.

Firstly who the fuck washes in the office toilet basin and secondly how often does it happen that it needs a sign ?

Your Name wrote:The over zealous HS&E officer who thinks we need a sign in the toilet stating "Basins are for washing hands and face. Showers are located on Lvl 1. Please do not wash in the basin.

Firstly who the fuck washes in the office toilet basin and secondly how often does it happen that it needs a sign ?

We ended up with the whole diagrams showing people how to use the cubicles safely; no squatting or standing up etc 

Your Name wrote:The over zealous HS&E officer who thinks we need a sign in the toilet stating "Basins are for washing hands and face. Showers are located on Lvl 1. Please do not wash in the basin.

Firstly who the fuck washes in the office toilet basin and secondly how often does it happen that it needs a sign ?

I bet it was the same fuckwit who was pissing in the toilet cubicle. Probably had to wash off his balls afterwards.

SI wrote:
We ended up with the whole diagrams showing people how to use the cubicles safely; no squatting or standing up etc 

You must have an abundance of Indians at your work place to post no squatting signs.

DreadLord wrote:People who use a cubicle to piss in, in a public toilet, instead of using the urinal WALL !!!

What the fuck, are they worried someone's gunna look at their little prick

May everyone who does this die in a fire.

*nearly had a blue with some fuckwit over this half an hour ago.

If I'm at a place with thongs on i use the cubicle if I can to avoid potential splash back plus you can't bump at the urinal

I wonder if Honeysett was actually the bloke who nearly got into fisticuffs with Dreadlord

Bren wrote:

SI wrote:
We ended up with the whole diagrams showing people how to use the cubicles safely; no squatting or standing up etc 

You must have an abundance of Indians at your work place to post no squatting signs.

Not at my site but in other areas of the company, yes. So they rolled it out.

Bren wrote:

You must have an abundance of Indians at your work place to post no squatting signs.

I thought it was the Japs.
had an ex that worked at a tourist attraction that would get coaches of tourists and they would have to replace a cistern every couple of weeks

Your Name wrote:

I thought it was the Japs.
had an ex that worked at a tourist attraction that would get coaches of tourists and they would have to replace a cistern every couple of weeks

Stop talking shit.

Bren wrote:

Stop talking shit.

OK she was a hooker I use to visit and it was a brothel.

Your Name wrote:

OK she was a hooker I use to visit and it was a brothel.

The front door was full so you had to enter through the backdoor?

Ian Healy. He's so bad that I'd rather listen to Gus and Rabs.

Surely hes not THAT bad

Bren wrote:

The front door was full so you had to enter through the backdoor?

It's like a game of snooker. If the red is blocking the pink, sink the brown.

Found a new one. When the staff member who's PC the digital TV dongle is run through to the monitor for everyone in the office to watch the cricket goes home before you. Happened 2 days in a row already.

Dickheads who make 4 leg multis on all the big favourites in NBA and think they all "ballers" because they make a profit of $90 off a $200 bet.

Paypal.

Used to have to wait 2 days for funds to clear and be able to withdraw to your bank account.

Now it's saying I have to wait until the 19th for payment I received on Wednesday.

So it's gone from 2 days to 2 weeks ?
Not sure how many transactions and how much $$$ you are talking about, but I do know if you are not a business and they see a large number of transactions (admittedly for similar amounts) on your statement and a transaction comment which implies a business (fuckin stupid yank) they can suspend the ability to withdraw for 180 days.

Hail.