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Mighty Fishes wrote:Stay outta my sea Stew
Stew is only interested in the seamen.
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Bren wrote:
Stew is only interested in the seamen.
Regardless he can't have my spawn!
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Mighty Fishes wrote:
Regardless he can't have my spawn!
According to some it is a delicacy.
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Bren wrote:
According to some it is a delicacy.
Never on my travels have I managed to come across a young lady who liked the taste.
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Drink some pineapple juice and she will be gargling your shit like its passion pop.filthridden wrote:
Never on my travels have I managed to come across a young lady who liked the taste.
My exs never complained about the taste, then again they couldnt taste it when Im halfway down their throat.
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Thrush.
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Stew wrote:Thrush.
You can't spell thrush without stu.
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Bren wrote:We are the walkingdeadwounded.
Started playing basketball again a few weeks back. My lateral movement in my left knee is completely shot from an injury I did to it a few years back at soccer... Every time I try and pivot or change direction I can hear like a clicking sound, feels like it's about to give way.... Then for ~3 days after every game it swells and I'm hobbling around like a 90 year old... So last night I strapped it up nice and tight to try and get some stability back in to it....
5 minutes in to the game, there's a loose ball and I'm first to it and about to pick it up and start dribbling and this dude from the other team dives straight at my legs like he's Matt Dellavedova... gone for the game with sprained right ankle (might be ligament damage)... Iced it up straight away... will have to wait and see how it is in the next few days...
On the plus side, my knee isn't swollen, courtesy of my limited game time!!
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Bren wrote:Stew wrote:Thrush.
You can't spell thrush without stu.
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Manboobs Habib wrote:Bren wrote:We are the walkingdeadwounded.
Started playing basketball again a few weeks back. My lateral movement in my left knee is completely shot from an injury I did to it a few years back at soccer... Every time I try and pivot or change direction I can hear like a clicking sound, feels like it's about to give way.... Then for ~3 days after every game it swells and I'm hobbling around like a 90 year old... So last night I strapped it up nice and tight to try and get some stability back in to it....
5 minutes in to the game, there's a loose ball and I'm first to it and about to pick it up and start dribbling and this dude from the other team dives straight at my legs like he's Matt Dellavedova... gone for the game with sprained right ankle (might be ligament damage)... Iced it up straight away... will have to wait and see how it is in the next few days...
On the plus side, my knee isn't swollen, courtesy of my limited game time!!
I stacked on 20 odd kilos about 5 years ago. Started losing it pretty well, but got a bit ahead of myself and went with my maori mate to a touch comp well before I should have. Literally was knocked up after about 90 seconds but luckily sprained my dodgy ankle so could come off the ground a little less ingloriously
.Not to mention my first 2 touches I played the ball as if it was a proper game of League and had a whole team of Kiwi's yelling at me "Ut's fuckin tuch bro!"
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SI wrote:
I stacked on 20 odd kilos about 5 years ago. Started losing it pretty well, but got a bit ahead of myself and went with my maori mate to a touch comp well before I should have. Literally was knocked up after about 90 seconds but luckily sprained my dodgy ankle so could come off the ground a little less ingloriously
Not to mention my first 2 touches I played the ball as if it was a proper game of League and had a whole team of Kiwi's yelling at me "Ut's fuckin tuch bro!"
Should have been on the pill.
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Honeysett wrote:SI wrote:
I stacked on 20 odd kilos about 5 years ago. Started losing it pretty well, but got a bit ahead of myself and went with my maori mate to a touch comp well before I should have. Literally was knocked up after about 90 seconds but luckily sprained my dodgy ankle so could come off the ground a little less ingloriously
Not to mention my first 2 touches I played the ball as if it was a proper game of League and had a whole team of Kiwi's yelling at me "Ut's fuckin tuch bro!"
Should have been on the pill.
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Coriander. Just the smell in a room next to me absolutely turns my stomach.
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People who use a cubicle to piss in, in a public toilet, instead of using the urinal WALL !!!
What the fuck, are they worried someone's gunna look at their little prick
May everyone who does this die in a fire.
*nearly had a blue with some fuckwit over this half an hour ago.
What the fuck, are they worried someone's gunna look at their little prick
May everyone who does this die in a fire.
*nearly had a blue with some fuckwit over this half an hour ago.
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Agree. Cubicles are for snapping off grogans and snapping off grogans only.DreadLord wrote:People who use a cubicle to piss in, in a public toilet, instead of using the urinal WALL !!!
What the fuck, are they worried someone's gunna look at their little prick
May everyone who does this die in a fire.
*nearly had a blue with some fuckwit over this half an hour ago.
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DreadLord wrote:People who use a cubicle to piss in, in a public toilet, instead of using the urinal WALL !!!
What the fuck, are they worried someone's gunna look at their little prick
May everyone who does this die in a fire.
*nearly had a blue with some fuckwit over this half an hour ago.
Listen here you wombat. I was having a wank in the cubicle alright. Next time Ill come stand right next to you.
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Bren wrote:DreadLord wrote:People who use a cubicle to piss in, in a public toilet, instead of using the urinal WALL !!!
What the fuck, are they worried someone's gunna look at their little prick
May everyone who does this die in a fire.
*nearly had a blue with some fuckwit over this half an hour ago.
Listen here you wombat. I was having a wank in the cubicle alright. Next time Ill come stand right next to you.
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Bren wrote:
Listen here you wombat. I was having a wank in the cubicle alright. Next time Ill come stand right next to you.
Haha, Should've guessed it'd be one of you sauce-in-the-fridge blokes
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DreadLord wrote:Bren wrote:
Listen here you wombat. I was having a wank in the cubicle alright. Next time Ill come stand right next to you.
Haha, Should've guessed it'd be one of you sauce-in-the-fridge blokes