HomeI do the same thing with putting the whole bag next to the shitter. Not really forethought though; just because I am lazy at home and don't have a Mrs at the moment to whinge about it either.
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WGMG - when I go to someones house and they leave the entire bag of toilet paper right next to the toilet.
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Bren wrote:WGMG - when I go to someones house and they leave the entire bag of toilet paper right next to the toilet.
Grinds your gears out of jealousy?
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WGMG, when I go to someone's house and I can still smell their steamy shit from Saturday morning
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WGMG, when I go to someone's house and I can still smell their steamy shit from Saturday morning
I just farted a few times to mask the smell. My farts smell like perfume - Eau de toilette.
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WGMG - work having its official Christmas party on a fucking Monday night. Lucky for them I didn't work today so I didn't miss TWD. Monday night! Christmas party in November! Outrageous.
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Honeysett wrote:WGMG - work having its official Christmas party on a fucking Monday night. Lucky for them I didn't work today so I didn't miss TWD. Monday night! Christmas party in November! Outrageous.
Open bar? If not then Id be out of there quick
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Open bar? If not then Id be out of there quick
Yeah oath. Wouldn't be going if it wasn't haha.
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Bren wrote:WGMG - when I go to someones house and they leave the entire bag of toilet paper right next to the toilet.
WGMG - when the fresh dunny paper is covered in piss because some moron has left it right next to the toilet....
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Morons who cant hit a bloody great bowl, if you can't aim then sit down you dirty cunt.Oz Sport Mad wrote:
WGMG - when the fresh dunny paper is covered in piss because some moron has left it right next to the toilet....
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WGMG - When you go to someone's place and the cheap cunt buys 1 ply dunny roll that feels like sandpaper.
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Morons who cant hit a bloody great bowl, if you can't aim then sit down you dirty cunt.
All well and good for a little fella like yourself but not so easy when you have to wrangle a large python....
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All well and good for a little fella like yourself but not so easy when you have to wrangle a large python....
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You aren't worried about that big python taking a bite out of your old fella if you take him into the toilet with you when you want to piss?
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Cyan is definitely OSM's colour. And what's with the flash arse gold and diamond watch.Milchcow wrote:
You aren't worried about that big python taking a bite out of your old fella if you take him into the toilet with you when you want to piss?
Does OSM=Fiddy?
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You aren't worried about that big python taking a bite out of your old fella if you take him into the toilet with you when you want to piss?
Not sure why you'd think I'm packing any sort of heat in the trouser weaponry department but yeah the python has no interest in taking a bite out of my little dick......
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Cyan is definitely OSM's colour. And what's with the flash arse gold and diamond watch.
Does OSM=Fiddy?
The watch was thrown in as a bonus when I bought my latest Ferrari
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Cyan is definitely OSM's colour. And what's with the flash arse gold and diamond watch.
Does OSM=Fiddy?
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So, in keeping with the injuries: woke up this morning at 4 with my left hand throbbing. Threw some Nurofen gel on it and wemt back to bed. At work with it up now and can't move my wrist at all. Doc appt at 1030.
Glad it's my left if it's serious
Glad it's my left if it's serious