What a difference a week makes. We've had our first coach given the ass. I spent the weekend chasing the dragon and we had the return to forums from @arsendragon. All worked out nicely. Well for everyone not named Jason Taylor that is. You got to feel sorry for the bloke, he's got a head that requires panel beating and he's no longer got a job in the NRL. You'd have to think that's coaching career over, perhaps he can move on to selling his likeliness to punching bags and more players can put one on his chin.
To be brutally honest here it doesn't fall down to the coach, it's the players on the field... Whether that's the ones wearing a Tigers jersey or the ones being paid to not wear a Tigers jersey. The board paying players to play at other clubs to perform is the equivalent or paying someone with a bigger dick to pound your misses. She's a lot happier, the player is happier and you're sitting there miserable with your dick in your hand crymaxing and you're blaming the dog for everything that's happening.
The fault has to lie with the players on the field, the supposed "Big 4" don't make me fucking laugh. Tedesco doesn't deserve to be unfairly tarred with the same brush as the rest of those scrubs. Absolutely repulsive.
Luke Brooks I wouldn't trust you to defend Kale from a group of meat only fat fuck thunderous diesel dykes. I've had more resistance from stepping over an ant hill than what that rodent puts in. Until he can tackle he should get dropped down to under 12s with the other plebs who are three apples tall.
Aaron Woods is a fucking marshmallow, when he steps up and becomes the man to lead the pack he might provide some worth to the club but at the moment hes taking them for a ride. He's sawft. If Woods was any softer he'd be my cock three days into a coke bender while I try to thumb it in to any girl dumb enough to agree to have sex with me. Oh and on a personal note to Aaron Woods, while we were getting photos with everyone after Origin and you said you would be right back and didn't come back... Words hurt you asshat.
The Fanatics here were pretty pissed off with Moses this week with his turnstile defense being the major pain point. I've seen better defenses from Bill Cosby's girlfriends, the man lives up to his namesake. He parts his own defensive line and is a fucking myth. Typical young half though, wants to be known for all the flashy brilliance but doesn't have the defensive nous and attitude to work both ways. He's the James Harden of the NRL.
All in all, the Tigers are in shambles at the moment, Marina needs to Go fix this shit up because it's not going to change by just naming a new coach, you can't spit on a cupcake and call it frosting. I really, really hope that coach isn't Ivan Cleary. He doesn't deserve that type of shabby treatment, he turned the Warriors from consistent underachievers to grand finalists and the Panthers were close to the promise land before he was let go so we know he's got the ability but fuck me it would take years off your life. If you want my vote I would give the job to Robbie Farah and just sit back and watch the world burn. Would make for brilliant television.
The Tigers are absolute horrible, waste of energy and my words yet here we are. They'll probably turn around and beat the Storm such is the crazy nut case world of Rugby League.
Well that’s it for another week, stay safe, do drugs, put your tomato sauce in the cupboard and as always fuck you Buzz Rothfield.