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Thought I would try something totally different this week.
I'm lucky to get this write up done for NRL round three
Been on the piss with Noelsy screaming "What About Me?"
Found some nice pussy and tried to give her a pet
She cracked the shits so I told her I was Jimmy the Jet
Still thought it was a sure thing that I'd show off my boner
Wasn't a good bet, should have spoken to Timmy Simona.
Was a huge night, got out of hand and ended up blind
Unlike Pearcey still didn't try take a dog from behind
So now I'm feeling hammered, battered and bruised
Went home with tens and woke up with twos
Absolutely filthy that I stuck in a fingah
But at least I don't support Manly Warringah
Poor Trent Barrett just looks like he hasn't got a clue
Perhaps he should call Toovs and ask him what to do
He'll cause a fuss and demand an investigation
Manly are in danger because the bears can smell the menstruation
Hope Manly keep losing I hate em and I'm begging for more
But not as much as those fuckheads coming from Belmore
If they're the Dogs of War, their soldiers are pathetic
Be a fan? Would rather be in a car crash and end up paraletic
Idiot supporters having fights in the stands
Motherfuckers thinking they're Brick from Borderlands
Don't want to stereotype and I honestly mean that truly
But probably the same Kebab guys that ask me hummus or tabouli
The Tigers got spanked and we’re back to having everything in proportion
It was weird and uncomfortable like a Cartwright abortion
With Brooks and Moses leading the pack they couldn’t come up with a try
Prepare your assholes Tigers fans, the Raiders are going in dry
Raiders are winless but this one will fall into their lap
Game over this week when the Raiders give the Tigers the clap
The Knights were like Brock Lesnar and they conquered the streak
Winning back to back games? Our chances are up shitcreek
The Rabbits looked amazing despite the lack of Inglis
He’ll be back from his brain injury, as he struggles to learn English
Well that does it for this weeks wrap up, thought I’d try my luck
Didn’t like the rhyming? I just don’t give a……
I'm lucky to get this write up done for NRL round three
Been on the piss with Noelsy screaming "What About Me?"
Found some nice pussy and tried to give her a pet
She cracked the shits so I told her I was Jimmy the Jet
Still thought it was a sure thing that I'd show off my boner
Wasn't a good bet, should have spoken to Timmy Simona.
Was a huge night, got out of hand and ended up blind
Unlike Pearcey still didn't try take a dog from behind
So now I'm feeling hammered, battered and bruised
Went home with tens and woke up with twos
Absolutely filthy that I stuck in a fingah
But at least I don't support Manly Warringah
Poor Trent Barrett just looks like he hasn't got a clue
Perhaps he should call Toovs and ask him what to do
He'll cause a fuss and demand an investigation
Manly are in danger because the bears can smell the menstruation
Hope Manly keep losing I hate em and I'm begging for more
But not as much as those fuckheads coming from Belmore
If they're the Dogs of War, their soldiers are pathetic
Be a fan? Would rather be in a car crash and end up paraletic
Idiot supporters having fights in the stands
Motherfuckers thinking they're Brick from Borderlands
Don't want to stereotype and I honestly mean that truly
But probably the same Kebab guys that ask me hummus or tabouli
The Tigers got spanked and we’re back to having everything in proportion
It was weird and uncomfortable like a Cartwright abortion
With Brooks and Moses leading the pack they couldn’t come up with a try
Prepare your assholes Tigers fans, the Raiders are going in dry
Raiders are winless but this one will fall into their lap
Game over this week when the Raiders give the Tigers the clap
The Knights were like Brock Lesnar and they conquered the streak
Winning back to back games? Our chances are up shitcreek
The Rabbits looked amazing despite the lack of Inglis
He’ll be back from his brain injury, as he struggles to learn English
Well that does it for this weeks wrap up, thought I’d try my luck
Didn’t like the rhyming? I just don’t give a……
