Rippin and Tearin wrote:
Blasphemy!! That's the thing I like the most!
Actually moustache reminds of a joke I used to tell:
1 day a flea meets his mate & he's shivering & cold
His mate says why are you so cold bro
He replies I just caught a ride on a bikies moustache down the freeway & it was really cold
His mate replies next time go into a ladies toilet, wait for her to sit down & climb up her vagina where it's nice & warm.
So he does this & the next day he meets his mate again & he's still shivering & cold
His mate says I thought I told you to catch a ride in a ladies vagina where it's nice & warm
He replies I did, she came into the toilet, sat down & I climbed up there but it was so nice & warm I fell asleep & then
the next minute I woke up in a bikies moustache.