2016 NRL.com Fantasy pre-thread Part 2

Welshy87 wrote:

SI wrote:I was going to say it's a bit early to be drinking in Wales, but then I remembered it's Wales.  Carry on.

Not drunk....yet....But did just have an "accident" which actually combined both A & B....

lunged for the falling seat, slipped slightly, pissed on myself, then dropped the seat anyway and covered that in piss as well

absolute moron!

Was wondering best course of action incase it happened again...

When I'm really drunk I take the soft cock option and sit down. Bear in mind you must remember to lift the seat afterwards so your mate whose next doesn't put 2 and 2 together.

I have encountered a similar demon toilet. My folks just sold the house so it has been exorcised for me personally, but yeah, my Olds' guest toilet seat used to waiver on that angle between Heaven and Hell.

You know you are old when you have to sit down to piss. Seat down, lid up and just blast it into the toilet like a fire hose and if you shake it more then twice then you are playing with it.

SI wrote:

When I'm really drunk I take the soft cock option and sit down.  Bear in mind you must remember to lift the seat afterwards so your mate whose next doesn't put 2 and 2 together.  

I have encountered a similar demon toilet.  My folks just sold the house so it has been exorcised for me personally, but yeah, my Olds' guest toilet seat used to waiver on that angle between Heaven and Hell.  

Must just be us haha!

anyways back to the fantasy talk....sorry guys #pissproblems

Looks like Copley definately off to the roosters. Didnt take part in team photo. Jennings to Eels. Didnt the Eels only half a year ago have huge slary cap issues that meeded immediate fixing?

Jennings salary should help that!

Finger Puppet Mafia wrote:Looks like Copley definately off to the roosters. Didnt take part in team photo. Jennings to Eels. Didnt the Eels only half a year ago have huge slary cap issues that meeded immediate fixing?

Jennings salary should help that!

I am pretty sure the concerns were in regards to their Secondary Salary Cap.

Man if the Eels do get Jennings they are looking good this year.

Bren wrote:You know you are old when you have to sit down to piss. Seat down, lid up and just blast it into the toilet like a fire hose and if you shake it more then twice then you are playing with it.

It's like a gateway drug mate. First time you think about doing it you're all fucked up and it makes getting through things just that bit easier. Then, all of a sudden, you find you want to sit down to piss when you're just feeling tired, or wanting some time out.

Finger Puppet Mafia wrote:Looks like Copley definately off to the roosters. Didnt take part in team photo. Jennings to Eels. Didnt the Eels only half a year ago have huge slary cap issues that meeded immediate fixing?

Jennings salary should help that!

Must be getting a wack of cash to be leaving a perennial championship caliber team for a perennial wooden spoon esque team, would of thought he was already highly paid at the Roosters?

even with Jennings and Foran, their pack is still mediocre even with the addition of Scott

Man I'd wet myself if the Roberts/Copley/Jennings merry-go round meant Jr Paulo coming to the Raiders in 2016. That would round out the pack nicely. Boy there has been some movement this offseason though. Btw, new season and all, anyone considering breaking one of their rules (The Never trade Player X type rules) this year? If so Who? Maybe we can talk you out of it

Yeah Im breaking the never ever start the season without Cam Smith rule.

Welshy87 wrote:

Not drunk....yet....But did just have an "accident" which actually combined both A & B....

lunged for the falling seat, slipped slightly, pissed on myself, then dropped the seat anyway and covered that in piss as well

absolute moron!

Was wondering best course of action incase it happened again...

Cut the piss off midstream and then do a lunge and let the old fella hang over the bowl. Like a morning wood piss.

Honeysett wrote:

Cut the piss off midstream and then do a lunge and let the old fella hang over the bowl. Like a morning wood piss.

another valid option, my reactions aren't what they used to be haha

Bren wrote:Yeah Im breaking the never ever start the season without Cam Smith rule.

Trying really hard to sort a team without him, but it just doesn't feel right with Farah seemingly falling off the cliff to not start a season with at least one of them...

Anyone backing Robbie to return to fantasy form of old?

Welshy87 wrote:

Bren wrote:Yeah Im breaking the never ever start the season without Cam Smith rule.

Trying really hard to sort a team without him, but it just doesn't feel right with Farah seemingly falling off the cliff to not start a season with at least one of them...

Anyone backing Robbie to return to fantasy form of old?

The variable is the interchange, but still can't see Farah averaging more than 60 minutes.

SI wrote:

The variable is the interchange, but still can't see Farah averaging more than 60 minutes.

what price will he start the season at mate?

Is there a 2016 excel team planner flying about with rough prices lads?

Random wrote:https://www.nrlfantasyfanatics.com/t128-break-evens-stats-spreadsheets-etc

Fucking Super *

All good mate, I am in the process of trying to put a squad together.. Trying

Random wrote:All good mate, I am in the process of trying to put a squad together.. Trying

Will be attempting the same now lad! No clear potential breakout star to save $$$ in the second hooking spot like Lichaa was last year....

looking at stacking front 5

Parcell is a potential beast off the bench.