by Pookus McFly Sun Feb 06, 2022 3:50 pm
I feel like a lot of teams will draft useless 240k players in an effort to free more cash for the 17 and end up shooting themselves in the foot. Don't forget that the extra value of a slightly pricier cash cow is already locked in when you go to sell.
Scene 1:
[enter stage left]: Gerald Binlicker is a cheapskate and a drunkard who never had time for his kids, so he drafts Will Smith when he sees him on the Titans bench come TLT, mostly because he costs $240k and this provides him the wiggleroom to get the 1-17 he wants. But his cash gen gets flipped-turned upside down as Smith proceeds to play for 18 minutes off the bench each week and is still about $240k when Davvy Moale: First cash cow of 2022 pops up in team lists and Gerald Binlicker, famed for cowardice and body odour, is forced to make a straight trade.
Scene 2:
[dim spotlight focuses on]: Zack Freebird is a wildman with a heart of gold. Women want him, and men want to be women who want him- so naturally he paid the little extra to draft Haze Dunster for 298k. Dunster scores a tradesman's 32 average, and makes a tidy $180k profit when Zack Freebird eventually sells him to Davvy Moale: First cash cow of 2022, a trade made from an iPhone 14 from the back of a motorcycle doing a 332km wheelie as a fundraiser for kids cancer.
~curtain~