NRL Grand Final 2nd October 2016 Match Thread

Ever wanted to know who would win if Lance Armstrong ever faced off with Barry Bonds? Well wonder no more sports fan for the showdown of the morally corrupt is upon us. It’s hard to pick someone to support here, with two of the biggest cunts in the game on each team, Cam Smith and Paul Gallen are probably the most hated men depending on which side of the Tweed you come from. Paul Gallen looks like the type of guy to ask for a taste of your food before you’ve even had a bite, he’s most certainly the type of guy that would cut in front of you at the self service at the shops with a weeks full of groceries. He’s the type of guy you would love to smack in the face, but let’s face it the cunt’s head needs regular panel beating. Then there’s that other piece of shit, Cam Smith. Lucifer incarnate. It’s good to see that the tide of support for this prick is turning, people are catching on to the slime ball that he is. I wouldn’t put it past him to sell his mother into slavery if it got Melbourne a penalty. Cam Smith the type of guy to put junk mail in your letterbox that has a no junk mail sign on it.

Will the Sharks lose their V Plates or will the Storm nail their third premiership? I have to think the Storm will get the job done here. They won’t have the weight of the world on their shoulders like the Sharks do. They’ve also got enough big name players to get the job done in the games that count, Cronk if it comes down to the wire is one of the best players to seal the game. I’m predicting this will be a dour slow affair where the Storm strangle the life out of the game and the Sharks. It will be the least entertaining Sharknado yet, Oh Tara Reid look how far you’ve fallen starring in D grade movies. You used to be the reason for a fresh faced prepubescent Honeysett to fire off some knuckle children. Tissues had to be included in the budget. Now I’d have to have a few beers before I’d consider it. I’d say yes because you only get AIDS once, so YOLO.

It won’t live up to the thriller that was last year’s Grand Final where the Broncos lost in heartbreaking fashion from a Ben Hunt dropped ball, I don’t think we get that type of entertainment. I wouldn’t be surprised to see a 40-0 type scoreline either. Either way I can’t see the Sharks winning this against a machine like Melbourne Storm.